What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the dirtiest city in India?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Live and Let Die

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do married men like sucking dick?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

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Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…